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SSSZZZSSZZS! Do you hear that? SSSZZZSSSSZZ! No, that is not the sound of bacon frying...that's the sound of the YOU hatin on me when I strut into church wearing a little dress that I haven't worn since 2004! You can count it- it is 3 sizes smaller than what I wore last Easter!! AND THE BEST PART IS IT IS NOT--NOT- A PLUS SIZE DRESS! I am in a normal, regular, cute, doesn't my butt look good dress! Bette Midler got in right in the movie "The First Wives Club" when she said about her dress.."It's better than new- I haven't worn it in years. Look at me I have a waist, I have legs, who knew?" Did I mention that I had to have my dad punch 4 new holes in my belt this weekend! So now this competition is in a whole new meaning for me now. Regardless of if my name gets called Wednesday or I walk away with my name on a check ( BTW I spell my first name with an "ey") I set out to get out of the plus sizes and I did. So, try and push my buttons, go ahead and sling your mud, but no matter what anyone says or does..........I'm in it to win it and P.S.
I already won!