Note to Self

I had a hard time thinking of something sentimental and heart-felt for my blog. So when you can't say " Ahh" you can say " ha"

Thanks to this incredible experience I have come to some interesting conclusions or "Note to Self:

Note to Self:
- When on a strick diet - NEVER go to Costco on Saturday morning! Those B**s chase you down- " would you like a free sample of a deep fried chocolate covered Oreo?" " Try a bagel bite, ice cream, lobster ravioli?"

- Old fashion oatmeal should be used as wall spackle instead of breakfast. When you leave it out, dried oatmeal looks like wall spackle

- NEVER EVER eat anything before going to work out in AM

- NO matter how hard you pray, try to bargain, or rub the Buddha belly you can not change your chicken salad into chicken Alfredo- I've tried

- You can not invoke jealousy when you stop at a red light and you're eating grapefruit wedges and the driver next to you has a french fry hanging out their mouth.

And fully- take any comment with a grain of salt when I hear that what my team is doing isn't hard. And if they would like to prove it- I'd love to see them work out with the Master Chief and Timberlake for one hour. Thinking of that makes me smile. Hoo-rah

Pooh Bear out!